Run #1390 -StormChild - Nyanama

Run 1390 – Storm Child Health Club - Nyanama
Location; Somewhere after petrol station in Nyanama. Branch off from that junction after Nyondo Pub and then drive along that road for some 400m. It’s around there.
Date; Monday, 26th July 2010
Hares; Virus and Dry Climax
The Run;
Was a lovely run that catered for all levels of running or walking equally. The Runners from the very first check point were treated to a long winding loop going slowly up some hill, then we caught up with the Hashers again and then another loop that brought us right to the first check point on time with the Hashers. You could tell that this was a running managed by a veteran Hare. The second check point was just next to another Waragi Drinking Joint / pork joint, where W***r Getter and Toilet window mobilized themselves and we purchased a small bottle of locally brewed gin otherwise known as Lira lira (For those who do not know lira lira, well, it is like the first level of brewing Waragi. The nicest on, is the triple distilled, normally called Uganda Waragi, just before, there is the double distilled, which is called kasese, then there is the single distilled, otherwise known as crude Waragi that is known in many places as 'Lira Lira") I took part in sharing this treat as it’s not every day that you get in touch with one of the rapidly diminishing joys of life. Dirty dick bought a bottle of beer here with intention of doing a new shoes down down on some w****r but unfortunately I did not get who it was. The third check point was at a place called Mukiggaga zone, Mutundwe. There was a 'Mutuze' - you could call him a local, who m we found at this place who asked us to say him to Pisser, after a while, we invited him to come over and receive the 'Hi' himself, which he did, The check point was held at another Waragi Watering outlet, also in stock was the same dry gin Lira Lira and pork, here we purchased the full glass of 1,000/= shs, sponsored by Dirty Dick and I tried to look around for someone to share it with. Every one objected to having a sip of the stuff until Toilet window joined in to have one or two sips. I gave back the glass to the fellow who had helped purchase it and he was smiling ear to ear. From there we took the Hashers route, had another beer which I shared with Nyansio at the third check point. By the way, almost everyone did not respect the third check point so after downing our beers, we also headed home but not before I saw this incident that not only shocked me but enraged me too.
After the third check point, I was running with Nyansio, then all of a sudden, I started hearing some people, probably some of the residents of the area, they were laughing out loud in a very bemused way, I wondered what they were laughing at when just ahead of me, I saw, ‘Carol” (not real name), one of the ‘Muzungu’ hashettes who sometimes runs with a dog called Baldrick, and has been running on the KH3 trail for some time and . . let me describe the scene, there was this young man, probably in his early or mid twenties, running along the road beside her, wearing a black jacket , brown trousers and office shoes (so obviously it was not a hasher), attempting to grab her hand or pull her hand or make some physical contact with her , and the villagers, or residents of the area were laughing themselves hoarser at this scene!!, I shouted, screamed to this fellow using all sorts of warning words in Kiswahili like ‘Wewe!, Alo etc. , but the fellow was ignoring me and the laughter was going on and he was still attempting to grab her hand, so I sped up and when the “gentleman” realized that I was closing in, he stopped and stood by the side of the road with a gleeful smile on his face, I went up to him and had a brief dressing down delivered to him, but it seems the words were just bouncing off him. He still had this gleeful smile of great bemusement on his a face. Anyway, I warned him a little about this sort of behavior, sped up to carol and apologized a bit for the ‘Gentleman’s” conduct, but . . . . anyway, anyway, anyway, anyway. Those are our people` - bbe bantu baffe. On On
The circle.
Announcements; The announcement for the Jinja Relay was made once again. The Kampala – Jinja Relay will take place on 31st July 2010. Starting time is exactly 7:00 am in the morning. Starting venue is Kiira Trading Centre, Wakiso District. The run will start on time. There will be a bus sponsored by KH3 that will leave from the National Theatre in Kampala at exactly 6:00 am for those who will need transport to the venue. This bus too will leave on time.
DROP SEEDS 1 AT THE KIIRA TRADING CENTRE THEN PROCEED TO THE END OF THE FIRST SESSION WHERE THE OFFICIAL PHOTOGRAPH WILL BE HELD FOR THOSE WHO LOVE PHOTO SESSIONS.
The second announcement was about the venue of the next run. The next run will be held at a place called Icon Discotheque, Katwe, opposite Quality Chemicals Building.
The Hare is Ayima yima.
New Comers and Returnees
Kachabali who is now working a little bit with Nairobery and has been hashing there, he was told to demonstrate his hash handle and he refused to oblige us.
Saitoti was also a returnee who also is some how involved with the Nairobery.
Yoshi, a Japanese guy who was made to come by Abe.
Amar, from the UK who we also made to come by Abe, so Abe earned himself a double down down.
Of course as you know all, visiting hashers must song us a sing so, we had the famous Hash Song “Am Singing in the rain”. However, as soon as he was through with the song, Blowback came onto the scene and then gave a revamped edition of the song, with “a jogging on the spot” part included, and he made us all sing the song, and do the jogging, it was well worth it. On On blowback.
There was as an n appearance of a group of FRBs (front running Bastards) who came and requested a massive baptism, so that they could be eligible for the Jinja Relay. This was not to be the case as instead they dot sprayed with a bottle of beer by Queenie and told to get lost.
Sinners;-
Include the manufactures of the few t-shirts that we received from the Storm Child Health Club, which apparently had no KH3 logo, I do not know who received this down down as I had gone upstairs to get myself a beer, after resisting the temptation of stealing one beer from the down downs that looked so appetizing.
Chatterboxes;-
Muchira, Whopper, kilavu lavu, Mental Case, mama Bilahuni, were some of the nominees for the famous chatter box. Chatter box was won by Muchira.
Hashshit;- The Nominees for the most prestigious award were;-
We stayed around to get the award for the most prestigious events honours of our hash, and eventually, it went to Terry’s Pussy for saying something nasty at the hash, then just as we were about to sing the song for him for the down down, someone saw Goofy actually stealing a whole bottle of beer from the remaining down downs and immediately reported the case to the hasher. Immediately there were calls to vote again, of is it called a reelection, this was hastily done and a new Hashsit in the names of Goofy was elected “demo-crack-tically”.
On On!!
Katanga Bbi