Run #1420 - Hooter's Pub - Old School Run

Run 1420: Hooters Pub – Lugogo

Hares: Two Dicks i.e. Dirty Dick and Dick Chopper

The Run: Old School Run

Dress Code: Uniforms of your former school.

Location: Hooters bar and Restaurant @UMA Show Grounds

Okay, so when I think of an Old school run, the first think that comes to mind is a cute little Catholic girl pleated pleid shirt, and a button down shirt for the guys. But in true Hash style, there was nothing cute about the run!  All the cute was ripped out of the uniforms leaving behind a bunch of drunks in under sized literally old school uniforms parading the streets of Nakawa-Jinja road.  It was a pretty awesome run, because realistically, wouldn’t you rather see cleavage’s gigantic cleavage popping out of her Makerere College uniform, rather than some cute little 12 year old?! My thoughts exactly!!

Hashers represented schools from all over the country. You had Katanga Bbi representing Nakasero Primary School,  Arrow girl rocking her Namagunga Secondary School, and Linda ( She doesn’t have a hash handle)  wearing probably the oldest  Buganda road primary school uniform ever  know to man!

The rest of the run was pretty basic with walkers walking, Hashers hashing and runners running.

The Circle:

Announcements: Africa Inter-hash in Addis Ababa, registration is in process. Next weeks’ Run 1421, is at Linda Country Club, Kyaliwajara , Namugongo Road.

New Comers and Returnees:   The new comers were; a business lady in Kampala called Sanda, then we had a Hassan from Egypt who just went on and on about what he was doing in Uganda.

For the Returnees, we had a Hannes, I am not sure where he was from, and I did not get his hash handle either. We also had a returnee called Joyce, who was quite the hand shaker, she literally shook hands with everyone in the circle!

The Awards:

The Best dressed hasher was Hackenbush, and best dressed Hashette was Hot pants.  The best dressed couple was Solar erection and Katanga Bii.

The Award of the night; The Hash shit, went to none other than Hot Pants and Doctor!

That’s all Folks!

Narrow Arrow ;-)

Run 1421 - Linda Country Club

Run 1421 Linda Country Club, Kyaliwajara , Namugongo Road.
Location; drive along Jinja Road until you get to Kireka Town, At Kireka Town, branch off and take that Namugongo Road Road and continue along that road for about one and a half Kilometers till you get to Linda Country Resort.
Date; Monday, 17th January 2011
Hares; Doom.
The Run;
It was a run that made you feel like some sort of running martyr. The Hare forgot to put the check points, then we were trapped at the very beginning into a check back which we or the FRBs ignored and proceeded to find their own way, thereby making them w****rs the majority of whom could have been recovering weekend hangovers, needlessly run an extra kilometer or so.

At one point in the run, It felt like the route had been marked by a boda boda man, with no concept of how many runs many of us have been running, we stuck by the rules, doing loops residential houses etc until we came to the first check pint, which to my dismay found deserted as the rest of the w****rs proceeded on to the next check point.

Truth be told, toward the end of the run, we encountered the walkers looking for their way back. It was a wonderfully timed run, giving you a taste of the semi countryside, (if there is such a word) and a god stretching run back home to the Hash venue.



The circle.

Announcements; The 7 Hills is on, and taking place on Sunday 20th March 2011. Registration will start on the 1st of Feb and end on the 19th of Feb. there will be no registration of the race day itself.
Next week’s run will take place at Victoria Suites, Najja along the Kampala Entebbe Road.
A new database for SMS messages is being compiled right from scratch, so the old list was completely erased and a new one is being built right from scratch. So for those who would like to be receiving SMS blasts about Kh3 activities, you need to do a re-registration asap, otherwise, without this, you will not be getting any phone messages and do not say but eeeeyeeee!?

New Comers and Returnees


We had a hasher and his hashette all the way from Stockholm, California (I think that is where Stockholm is located), I did not get the Hasher’s Name, but the Hashette was called Eve.
We had Vivi from Kenya, who has Hashed before with the Nairobberies, and the Hash House in Accra Ghana.
We had Daniel who works with VSO and was made to come by Dip Stick.
We had flora who works in Kampala, just like everyone else who was made to come by Mercenary
We had a song sung to us in Dutch by the visiting Couple from Stockholm, most of the song was in Dutch and must have been about the sweet nectar that beer is.
The visiting Hashette from Accra and nairobery gave us a joke about a Cross eyed guy who met another crossed eyed guy. 5I did not get the rest of the joke but she indeed deserved the down down.
Sinners;-
Hackenbush remarked that he had met a Hashete at the traffic control lights in Nakawa and this Hashette had committed some kind of felony at those lights. (I wonder, if Hachenbush has turned into some traffic or should we call it owa tulaffiki, traffic cop these days). That sinner was the Nairobery Newbie.
Hackenbush mentioned that there is a Land Lord on the Addis Africa hash 2011Website and this Land Lord off the Ethiopian trails has something to do with sh*ts a lot.
Etonya tonya also came on board as sinners,
Big Sam was called to the circle for having been on the news and on BBC too he past week for some story that I do not know of, then Galloping Major was called to the circle for advertising himself in the newspapers too. Big Sam was not around so Rip off stood in for him. (Knelt in for him is more appropriate.)
Chatterboxes;-
A hasher whose name I did not get herself a new Hash Handle as in Yellow Fever. Apparently she words in the ministry of Health, she is a bio chemist or something of the sort.
Hashshit;- The Nominees for the most prestigious award were;-

There was another baptism, and I think that the newly baptized fella was called Dirty ……. Too complicated to mention in the noble pages.

Till next time, on on.

Katanga


By the way, you need to register real quick for the Addis 2011 Africa Hash, it wil be the highliht of the year, drinking beer which was meant by St. geroge himself, Addis here we come.!!!