Run 1429 Peace Cottages Bweyogerere

Date: 28th February 2011

Hares; Pamper and Coming Long.

The run;

This was a run where the hares quite surely deserved the Hash Shit!! You could 
not mistake the special bit of anger that Bozo the Clown reserved for them at 
the end of the run. Eh! That run was so looooong banange!! Al’s Bar estimated 
that according to his GPS enabled state of the art watch, the total distance of 
the run that day was 11.6KM.  Now 11.6 KM in these very, very dry conditions of 
these days feels more like doing an impromptu Kaazi Run. Actually, come to think 
of it, the Kaazi run is around 11 point something Kilometers, so the run was 
almost as long as the Kaazi run.

Anyway, anyway, anyway, let’s start with first things second. 

The directions to the Cottages indicated that peace cottages is located about 
100 metres from the Stadium at Namboole, now to get the actual distance, 
multiply that figure by 10. The cottages are located about one Kilometre from 
the stadium!! This provided a precursor to the rest of the run. Now, I for one 
know that both Pamper and Coming Long are FRBs or as close to FRBs as you 
possibly can get so you tend to get this notion that FRBs distances and the 
distances of a regular hasher are kind of different. An FRB’s 3K is your regular 
hasher 2K, things of that sort so it seems. 


Anyway, the Hares and the damagement or is management of Peace Cottages provided 
about 100+ T-shirts for the event and almost all the w*nkers who showed up got a 
T-shirt, except yours truly who together with Dick Chopper and Wide Load were 
about 12 Minutes late. After a quick change (think of Formula 1 quick changes), 
I took off after the pack. I met His Excellency Idi Amin Dada in a forested area 
about a Kilometre from Peace Cottages which worried me as I seem to remember 
what the real Amin did to people in forests, after the forest section, the run 
broke into a football pitch located right in the middle of this eucalyptus 
forest, past the forest to join a murram road where I noted Kabuki and Knock 
Knees had cleverly avoided the Hashers and Walkers loop.
Along this murram road I think to get to the Industrial Complex at Namanve. From 
the top of a smallish hill, I could see the group of Hashers about a Kilometer 
away in distinct Red T-shirts approaching the Coca Cola Plant at Namanve. This 
gave me some hope during the decent into what I insist must be the Industrial 
complex at Namanve, and toward the Main Road, there is a around about where I 
noticed the first check point. (Later, Al’s Bar indicated to me that eh distance 
between the start/Finish point and the first check point was about 3 Kilometers. 
At the first check point, I was joined by Hose Pipe and we continued the 
chasing.
Talking about chasing, it is actually more of a science than an art. When you 
find yourself a little bit late to the Hash venue and you are required to chase, 
you would need to deploy a very different set of running style to suit the 
occasion. For details, talk to Federo, he seems to have mastered the art of 
chasing. But I for one will give you this free chasing tip. Just pace yourself 
and forget all about check points! You are probably not going to have any breaks 
till the end of the run, so no need to burn yourself out mid way the run. Again 
get the rest of the tips from the chasing masters.
After the first check point, we crossed the road, passed behind the coca cola 
factory perimeter fence, there is a small town growing behind that plant I 
seemed to notice. 

After the coca cola plant, I completely lost my bearings and I cannot deceive 
you that I know which direction we were running. We were just running endlessly 
and believe you me, I thought at one point that I had seen posters advertising 
parliamentary candidates of Mukono District. Unless I am mistaken it was 
something closer to Mukono district than Kampala. However, the whole ordeal 
brought back to me fond memories of the Ball breaker run that I was tricked into 
running although Baby Hen still insist that I ran only a promotion of it. Ask 
Dog Eater for she ran that ball breaker too and can give you a better recount of 
the hilariousness of doing such crazily long runs!
The remainder of that run was more of 
trying-to-get-back-yourself-to-the-hash-venue-in-one-piece sort of thing. 

The Circle
Announcements;-
Addis 2011 Africa Hash was announced by Bozo the clown, who asked the Hares to 
come to Addis and learn how to set a real hash. He was so pissed off!!, okay, he 
was more pissed off than he usually is. He told us that we would have the 
opportunity of running and drinking beer at a height of 3,000 meters above sea 
level. Imagine that! We can’t wait! Give way, Addis here we come! 

Bozo the clown added that there is going to be a red dress run on the last day 
of the Africa Hash, however, if you would like to participate in this Red Dress 
Run, you need to make a separate registration for this Red Dress Run.
The forth coming 7 Hills run was announced. 20th March Sunday, 6:45am, just 
below the American Embassy building in Nsambya. . . .around there. Registration 
is going on until 14th March at the usual places, after that the fee goes up 
from 10K to 15K.
Next week’s run was announced. Spot After Nitnda, Run 1430, Dirty Dick and 
Alexis are hares. Etc. I keep on forgetting his hash handle, ohh, it’s Wanker 
getter.
New Shoes. 
We had down down new shoes for conman and Coming Long. Queenie was forced to do 
a down down from a combination of the shoes of all GM present. This was after he 
insulted the intelligence all of us by insisting the shoes of one of the GMs 
present was new and inisisting on having him perform a New shoes down down even 
after the GM had insisted that these shoes had already been baptized. How dare 
an ordinary mortal summon a GM!! It is like having a Captain summon a General. 
Impossible! So he enjoyed the multiple shoes down down.
New comers and returnees were not available so this saved us a few beers.
Sinners
Dry Climax for something to do with workers on a building site, washing face 
with water and/or showing off her tittties or both of the three. 

Queenie for crying like a little girl during a recent white water rafting 
excursion at the grade 5 Rapids at Bujagali. 

Betty for something to do with school.
Chatter boxes.
Hugle was nominated for Cbox together with a School nurse who were chattering 
themselves silly during the circle. The Night nurse won Chatter box hands down. 

Hashshit.
The Nominees for this most prestigious award went to cartoon for Running with a 
Village Nurse along the way. 

Our dear hash horn Buffalo Dung for going three hashes in a row without blowing 
the hash horn properly. The exact wording was ‘Buffalo Dung for giving a lousy 
blowjob!”
Our dear Hare Raiser, Muchira for not guiding the hares of the day on how to set 
a run. 

Hugle for failing to stop himself from chattering to the irresistible school 
nurse. 

Karamojong Warrior for setting up an illegal irrigation scheme along the trail. 
Thus, with more than enough nominees for the ultimate honour, the voting started 
in earnest.
Now, In the meantime, Dick Chopper, thinking, albeit wrongly that all attention 
was on the poor candidates for the Hash shit proceeded to do the unthinkable by 
stealthily grabbing a bottle of beer from our down downs and happily drinking it 
and the evening away, with this rather big smile on her face. However, we were 
fortunate enough to have someone nosy enough who noticed this entire episode and 
cried out, “Dick Chopper is stealing our down downs!!”
He smile disappeared instantly and however there was nowhere to hide the 
evidence, so she immediately became an automatic candidate for hash shit. 

Dinner was great and after the dinner, I was fortunate enough to hitch a ride 
with Hackenbush, Ebola and Bowling Balls. During that ride, I heard a word that 
I had never had before. Its called “PILATES” Now I bet you do know what Pilates 
is.  . .okay, I will not insult your intelligence, you know what it means, but 
in case you did not know, it is;-
 Pilates (English pronunciation: /pɨˈlɑːtiːz/, German: [piˈlaːtəs]) is a 
physical fitness system developed in the early 20th century by Joseph Pilates in 
Germany,[1] the UK and the USA. As of 2005, there were 11 million people 
practicing the discipline regularly and 14,000 instructors in the United 
States.[2]
Pilates called his method Contrology (from control and Greek -λογία, -logia), 
because he believed that his method uses the mind to control the muscles.[1] The 
Pilates method seeks to increase the strength, flexibility and control of the 
body.
There is going to be a class of this sort of thing somewhere in Kampala, oba it 
is already there?!
On on 
Katanga Bbi

Run 1427 Wine Garage Muyenga

Am I going to stand up and say ‘this is a lousy country’ or am I going to make this a better country?” Hillary on the campaign trail. Ref. New York Times

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/03/02/world/africa/02uganda.html?_r=2

Date: 21^st February 2011

Hares; Cartoon and Pamper, who were assisted by Coming Long,:

The run;

For a difference, the hares provided a few T-shirts. I think it was something like the first 50 getting T-shirts advertising Wine Garage. There was a turn up of over 140 registered hashers so the numbers were quite high for a regular Monday run. This Hash Trash article being written weeks after the run, and so many beer down my throat, my recollection of the events of the day might not be of any good, however, from the scanty bits and pieces that I can put together, from the Hash venue, we went downwards towards a trading centre, I thought to myself that this must be Namuwongo Trading centre although I wouldn’t be surprised if this was some other TC. From the T.C, we went to we connected to join a lelwe (read Railway line) that runs through that area to reach our first check point somewhere along this railway line. We zigged and zagged our way to Sixth or seventh street Industrial area then the Runners were lead back to the railway line for a one and a half or town K. We had a second check at that round about just before the traffic control lights at Jinja Road.

The rest of the run comprised of running through the suburbs of the  Red Light district of Kabalagala where I was I was hearing words like ‘uncle’, ‘daddy’, ‘sweetie’ ‘mwaah’ ringing out from dimly lit corridors as we sped through the last sections of the run.    

The Circle

New Comers and Returnees included Maureen Mbabazi, Hope Tumwewsigye, Ivan Raymond, Pro. Engineer, Apendix, Dorotia, Dog Eater, Bin Laden and Nakitenda Shenna, Teddy)

Announcements:

There was talk of the Juba Hash House Harriers holding their 250^th Run soon and this was going to be celebrated in such a big way during the forth coming weekend. Loves that Shit made the announcement of this and was looking to see if he could team up with some interested party and make this trip to Africa’s Newest Republic (Come to think of it, I think they would look at me as some Kind of Dayo if I made this trip and told them that I have over 252 Runs).

The usual announcement of 7 Hills coming up on the 20^th March were made.

Sinners;

Hillary appeared from the blue with casual attire, I think he had been on some kind of campaign trial or construction site or Hospital run or both of the three, anyway, having come in with new shoes meant that all the rest of the GMs had to have a New Shoes down downs.    

By the way, I realize that there  are many typos  in the Hash trash these day, but seeing as I write these articles in a noisy bar, these typos are quite understandable, I just hope your can create your best ‘entaputapu’ of the message.  (that word means Interpretation in Luganda the language spoken by the locals here).

 Sinners

Rip Off was given a sinners down down for having announced that the bank had recovered some 32 Million of the first or second 800M that was stolen recently.

Small hole was given a sinner’s down down for not having brought the Hash Master anything when she went on a buying spree to get those reflector vests. Some of the lucky recipients of these vests included Federo, Dirty Dick and Hose Pipe. Actually all of them looked quite good and only one of these that had a missing spelling on the name. The name Kamdulu was spelt as RAMDULU.

Chatter Boxes.

The nominees for Chatter boxes were Muchira, Some fellow with a Hugo Boss T-shirt, Peeping Dick, Wet Valley and Daddy’s Girl. The no name fellow with the words Hugo Boss on his T-shirt won this one hands down.

Hash Shit.

The nominees were;

Pap Smear for not putting on a Hash T-shirt, Ramdulu you know who I mean, for illegally changing his name, Swing Low Whore for asking for a bottle of Beer from one of the candidates for the Makindye East LC3 Chairmanship who happened to be in attendance. She allegedly went straight to him and told him that I will give you my vote if you buy me a bottle of beer, quite a joke if you are not standing but something very troubling if indeed you are standing for the post.

Pap Smear won this highest honour.

On on

Katanga  Bbi

 Am I going to stand up and say ‘this is a lousy beer’ or am I going to go and get myself another beer?” on on

KB

Run 1426 – Wallet Time Pub Kabusu

Date; - 14th February 2011, Valentine’s Day.

Hares; - Mupakasi, Perrry Mason and Conman

For the first time I arrived number one the hash Venue and the place was deserted although you could not mistake the air of anticipation in the air . . . something like that the anticipation ion the air should be the correct sentence. Anyway, the reason why I found myself to be the first one to arrive at the hash Venue was because at the last moment, I decided that I would obey the strict dress code, Red and Black this being Valentine’s Day and all, so I went to Wina Classic to shop for the right wear (you can add two ‘O’s in that Word ‘Wina’ and remove the ‘a’ (if you want to get the more accurate description of the location for this purchase). Anyway, to take a long story short, I bought that wonderful black night dress and red night gown and was ready for the run. The Hash Cash having been customary late as usual forced me to begin the registration where I am glad that I made enjawulo of 3,000/= only, just enough to buy myself a free beer. To this point, I do not know how I came to realise a profit of 3K as I made the registration. But that is a story for another day.

Up Circle; - The up circle was called a few minutes to 6:00pm and we and a new shoes who also happened to be a new comer or something, he did not realize that he baptism of the shoe ins meant to either be drunk or poured ouver the head. After wasting a valuable half bottle of the brew, he got it right and had the beer poured over his head. At about this time, the co-hare Perry Mason was seen rushing into the hash venue and then I realized that we were going to have a very interesting Hash on our hands.

The Run; - Minus the first two check backs, we took a downward slope to reach the famous Kabaka’s Lake in Rubaga, by the way which happens to be the largest manmade lake in the country, then round this lake we run with a couple of loops to control the FRBs and the uphill along the Ring Road to reach the first check point at the main entrance to the Lubiri Twekobe Palace. This check point was not really a check point as the very experienced Hasher in Conman did not allow much time for the more sluggish Wankerettes to reach the Check Point. Then straight away, with red black everywhere, we raced downwards along the Ring Round to slope into that area which is called Mubuzzi (At the goats), where the red dresses being adorned by many Hashers and Hashettes were such a big with people retiring from work. There was a massive check back which got a number of Runners who were heading toward the former Kampala Parents School. The course went upwards toward the Kabaka’s Roundabout, then climbing half way from this round about to towards Bulange Mengo to reach the Second Check point.

At the second check point we had the famous song  “If I was a single gal and I was asked to marry, I would marry a mechanic more than any other, for he would screw, and I would screw, we should screw together, right in the middle of the . . . etc. song by Dayo. You know that he love that song.

Then we had a gentle climb to the main Road (Wakaliga Road) to then onwards to reach the base of Rubaga Hills and that long steep Climb to the top of the Hills, just past the Hospital to reach the third and final check point which was doubling as a beer stop manned by the one and only Saddam. Saddam served us white and Red Wine and a sprinkling of Grant’s whisky atop the Rubaga Hill as the sun set over the rolling hills of Kampala City. It was a moment to cherish. We were so glad that most Walkers had been led off by a short cut to the On in so they could not disorganize our Beer no our wine and Grant’s Stop. We took a couple of pictures there, that many media house would be glad to include somewhere in their centre pages. The rest of the run was a slope-down-to-the-hashvenue-at-your-convenience-with-a-plastic-cup-full-of-wine-or-Grants sort of thing.   I saw someone taking taking pictures so I hope the pictures will accompany this Hash trash.

The Circle

The circle started round about 7:00pm with the introduction of the hares, introduction of returnees / new comers plus and the making of a whole series of announcements. No sooner had the circle started (I hate to use that word no sooner as it used to get in all sorts of complications with my English Teachers at school). Anyway, no sooner had the circle started than the electricity went off (I know that is wrong English). But anyway, power went off right at the beginning other circle and the rest of the circle was conducted in total darkness later someone told me that it was not a power blackout but an isolated incident. The power came back about an hour or so later. Don’t worry, these things happen or “Tofayo, bibaawo” in the language spoken by the locals here. (A probably very annoying last part of the statement but tofayo) on on!

Announcements made at the circle included;

•         The 7 Hills run is still on the 20th March 2011. Starting point is just after the American Embassy. It used to be called Harvester but now it is called Moon land Gardens. Registration is going on at both Shop 47 Grande Imperial Hotel and at the regular Monday Hashes. 10,000/= per participant.

•         Next week’s run will be the wine tasting Run due to be held at Wine garage in Muyenga. Hare is cartoon.

•         It was announce that the Hasher Known as Buffalo Dung had lost his Dad recently. A separate collection of Mabugo was conducted by Dip Stick on his behalf.

•         It was announced that the Hasher as Nalongo had recently lost her Mum. Another separate collection for Mabugo was instituted by Dip Stick in conjunction with Kabuki.

Returnees and Visiting Hashers the Hashers;

 Wanche a returnee, Bozo the Clown, a visiting Hashers who has hashed in Addis and been an RA their too, he proved to be one of the noisiest hashers I have en in a long time, competing for the with Loves that Shit. Bozo the Clown has also hashed in Dakar Bangladesh. We had a song from the visiting Hashers. It was a Heineken song details to be availed to you as soon as possible.

Sinners;-

Al the Liars in the house were called for a down down for what reason I do not remember. Then s the Liars gathered up in the middle of the circle, Dirty Dick assumed himself to be one of them, an action which later led to his nomination as Hash Shit.

Bent Pussy was nominated as a sinner for having been seen on a Boda Boda after the run had started.

Queenie was nominated for sinner for having asked for ten thousand dollars to allow someone to touch touch his titties.

There was something to do with Muchira’s Pole that I did not get very well.

There was this gentleman who was nominated more especially for having done anything wrong. He later asked me incredulously 'You mean you do not know who Berlusconi is?, With a beaming smile of someone who knows the answer to every question he volunteered the answer to me by saying. “Berlusconi is the President of Italy!” This answer confused me even more because I did not know that Italy had any Presidents, I thought there were only Prime ministers or something. IU attributed this confusion to the double shot of Grants at the third check point. On On. All this happened when we were looking for a Hasher only known as Giancomo because of a certain countryman of his being under fire for having entangled himself in the charms of a 17 year old underage gal.

Your truly was given sinner for running in lingerie.

Perry Mason was nominated for coming in late to the run.

Chatterboxes; - Was awarded to the girl with no Hash handle.

HAPPY BASH DAY; we sung happy bash day to Qadaffi.

Hash hit;-

The candidates for this award were Dirty Dick for trying to pass himself off as a liar, Kisanja for speaking in the circle, Loves that shit for generally making too much noise, and after the polling results were out, even before the returning office had made the official declaration, Dirty Dick won this award hands down.

As we were planning his award ceremony, we noticed that someone noticed that a line was already beginning to form at the food serving point. The goon squad was dispatched and a couple of the greedy w*nkers in the line took off while the Doctor, the one with a bag all the time and the one who most of the time is first or second in line, was nabbed by the G-squad. Later I asked Pisser if he knew the hash handled of this person, and pisser told me that . . . she is called ‘Doctor Food”!!

On On

Katanga Bbi

How It All Started

The Red Dress Run may be the only completely original idea the Hash House Harriers ever had. And it happened nearly by accident.

In 1987, a young lady wearing a red dress emerged from an airplane that had landed in southern California to visit a friend from her high school years. Shortly thereafter, she found herself transported to Long Beach, where her friend intended to introduce her to a zany running group called the “Hash House Harriers.” One member, noting her gender and attire, urged that she “just wait in the truck” until her host returned. With that goading, she ran into history sporting her red dress and heels.

A year later, to commemorate the event, the San Diego Hash House Harriers sent “The Lady In Red” an airline ticket to attend the first annual Red Dress Run. Hundreds of male and female hashers adorned themselves in red dresses for a spectacle widely covered by California newspapers and TV news. In addressing the crowd, The Lady In Red suggested that Hash House Harriers hold the Red Dress Run annually as an occasion be used to raise funds for local charities.

The tradition of the Hash House Harriers Red Dress Run quickly spread to every corner of the globe, including Beijing, Montreal, Ho Chi Minh City, Helsinki, Moscow, Tokyo, Washington, DC, Hobart (Australia) and countless other locations. Over the years, the Red Dress Run has been very successful in raising millions of dollars for a wide variety of local charities.  The New Orleans Hash House Harriers attracted 7,000 participants to their Red Dress Run in 2010, raising more than $200,000 for 50 local charities.

Today the Red Dress Run is an integral part of the Hash House Harriers’ heritage and is as iconic as the Royal Selangor Club where the Hash House Harriers was born and as sacred to them as founder A.S. Gispert’s drinking vessel.  It’s a tradition born before few organizations turned to running events as a way to raise money and long before anyone ran in a dress of any color.

Courtesy of some website somewhere in the internet. KB

Run 1425 – Kyambogo Cricket Oval

Date; - 7th Feb 2011

Hares; - Big Balls and Loketo

Up Circle; - I joined the group as the up circle was taking place, we could have got some new shoes, I do not remember, but we got some very strict looking flulike instructions from one of ht co-hares Big Balls, in no uncertain terms, she said, The runners you are going to pass right in the middle o f those two uni-pots, the Hashers .go straight to that Wall, Indicating one of those wall like things that they always have at cricket Ovals (I have always wondered why they build those wall things at Cricket Ovals, I guess they must be wind breakers or something. The run got away with a reasonable number of attendees more than 100 I would predict.

The Run; - The Run started with a big loop around the Cricket grounds , then into some kind of valley then crossed in to the Kyambogo quarters will we timed hooks and false trails to bring the whole group back to the to the road that connect Kyambogo University to the Main Kampala Jinja highway, where a few FRBs were misled to make one very long check back., Just before you reach the cricket Oval, there is a down ward turn off into an industrial complex valley of some sort that which was taken by both of the three groups the Runners, Hashers and Walkers to lead us to the first check point. Joyce was around by the way, back from some part of the world, and of course the usual suspects. (Who the hell is Joyce??)

The second check point was coming on a little bit later as the rest of the run involved Zig Zagging through the confines of the residential complex that Nakaw-Naguru-Kyambogo Area has become. The second check point was held around the Nakawa- Ntinda Road, I think that road is called Stretcher Road. The check point was just across the Market that is along that road. The rest of the route was composed of running through upscale residential complexes of the area; I just wish the hares had taken us to the Katanga areas of that place. Any away, the return took us through the road that climbs up to the Palace at Kyambogo before we broke off a few meters from the top of the hill to enter Kyambogo Campus and dash back to the Hash venue.

I saw someone taking taking pictures so I hope the pictures will accompany this trash.

The circle.

The circle started round about 7:00pm with the introduction of the hares, introduction of returnees / new comers plus and the making of a whole series of announcements. Returnees / New comers included Foxy, Ernest, Ghost Soldier and someone who was made to come by Fiasal.

·         There is going to be a run in New Orleans (The Katrina Run), by the way New Orleans is near the New Park sop those of you who are asking where new Orleans is, just ask someone at the new Park and they will direct you. No need for Visas, Air tickets and that sort of thing. This is going to be one big run they day, so look out.

·         London Hash House Harriers are going to be celebrating their 2000th Hash and the run is about to take place soon so watch out for this one too. Those who would like to join the Londoners, just prepare to assemble at the British High Commission for the grilling of a lifetime, are you sure you are going to come back once you have got the Visa, prove it, do you have a Kyapa, Land title, and all those sorts of Visa questions that they ask you. If I find the beers there more enjoyable than the beer here, then there is no reason why I should come back is there?)

·         The 7 Hills run is still on the 20th March 2011. Starting point is just after the American Embassy. It used to be called Harvester but now it is called Moon land Gardens. Registration is going on at both Shop 47 Grande Imperial Hotel and at the regular Monday Hashes. 10,000/= per participant.

·         There will be something happening in Amsterdam around that time of the Katrina run, so Amsterdam was mentioned too. This will be around the 13th June 2011, oba what will be in Amsterdam, I wonder, probably the EU Inter hash or something.

·         The Hash Mattresses lead by Ebola plan to host us to a Hash on the 30th April somewhere in Kampala. Their day\e has been set and look out for the best that the Grand Mattresses can offer.

·         Next week’s run will be the red dress run held at Wallet Time Pub in Kabusu. Come with your red dress. The Hares are the three liars Conman, Mupakasi and Perry mason.

Sinners;

There was a request from one the Hashers, could have been a GM requesting for someone from Malawi to present themselves. I hearing Malawi, a law has been passed banning and criminalizing the human action or reaction called ‘Farting’. It is now officially illegal to fart in Malawi and clear penalties. The accurate journalistic footage is contained in the following article. “In a bill proposed by Malawi President Bingu wa Mutharika, citizens who repeatedly pass gas in public could be punished as criminals, according to The Daily Mail.

The bill is intended to make citizens "responsible and disciplined."

Mutharika's bill contains other bizarre offenses, such as "insulting the modesty of a woman, challenging to fight a duel, and...pretending to be a fortune teller."

·         Karamoja Warrior was arrested and detained in the circle for showing himself off as a fashion n statement.

·         Galloping Major was nominated for being a sinner for having stopped somewhere along the trail and was so glad to have seen a long lost friend that he had to stop and say hello. Such action is not only illegal in the Hash as there are lots of other times to say hello, but not while you are on the trail.

·         Hasher named Joyce for being seen warming up for the Hash before the start of the Hash. Once again, she was close to getting herself a hash handle but deemed that 16 runs is short of the 25 that are necessary for one to get a hash handle. This matter was differed to a later date.

·         Solar erection for not introducing or bringing her sister to the circle to introduce here self.

·         Kabuki was nominated for something that I did not get.

·         There was a request to get someone from the Get Hillary elected camp for some matter that I did not get, and Pap smear, Kwashakor and someone else got the down down for this.

 Chatterboxes; - Maad Whore, and a couple of people speaking Dutch got nominated plus small hole and a gentle man without a hash handle getting onto the ballot box too. The chatter box was shared between Maad Whore and the other fellow.

Hash hit;-

The candidates for this award were Foot Pussy, Karamoja Warrior and No Money who had decided to stand in for Hose Pipe. Apparently there was one Hasher called Wet Valley who kept on dodging hash Shit but as you know at the Hash, there is always next time.

There is a hasher who was so annoyed with being poured beer on when that time for calling the circle took place that he issued several stern warnings about the person who poured beer on him using words like F U, etc. I guess some people have a thing of not having beer poured on them. The full details are however being release on the Wikileaks website, so just in case you have time, get to that we site. Otherwise, until the red dress run,

On On

Katanga Bbi

Run 1423:- Entebbe Cricket Club

Location; - Entebbe Golf Course, right in the middle of the golf Course.

Hares;- Kabuki, defaulter, Maad Whore.

Hare;- Land Lord and Mukyala who were assisted by Dayo to do the marking of the trail. Probably I think,

Date;- Saturday29th January 2010

Written by Katanga Bbi

Up Circle; - The circle was called a few minutes to 5:00pm, as the gathered 50 or so Hashers contemplated the possibility of yet again being roasted by another of Kabuki’s famous ball breaking-like runs. This being a Kisementi Team organized run, I noticed the mouthwatering arrangement of Roasted Chicken and Roasted P one G getting finalized by the chef.

The Run; - The run started with a gentle uphill to the road, then along the main Entebbe – Kampala Road along the Golf course, a check back and the trail passing through the middle of the Golf Course.  Then a gentle slope till the large building around there. It was marked something like the National Water Standards Management unit or something like, the big check back brought us back to the walkers path then on our way we went to reach the first check point at a place where there was this group of Fishermen who were pulling a long Nylon looking like rope, and they mentioned that they had been pulling this rope since 1:00 pm.

These fisher men indicated to us that they would be pulling the rope until around 7:00 pm that meant an average of 6 Hours pulling a rope at an average speed of 1M for every ten second. I have made calculations of the possible length of the rope it is (1 X 6 x 6 x 60) 2.16KM. It was an incredible sight as I was witnessing a fishing phenomenon that I barely knew existed.

After the first check point, we ran up towards that side of the Airport, and stopped to have the second check point at or around the Aero Beach where loud party Music was playing. There could have been a third check point however my mid seem not to have registered it.

The total run was about 9KM although hit felt like 12KM to me

The circle.

The circle started at around 6:30 with the introduction of New Shoes and in the absence of any New Comers, actually there was a new comer who declined to appear to introduce himself and a new shoes who asked, ‘Do you want me to drink this beer in my shoes? “He could have none of that a fled the circle.

Fred Lutaya who works with the Mobile telecom Giant MTN got a new hash handle “yariba”, a goody goody hash Handle if you asked me. There was an option of calling him ‘Tembeya’ which lost to Yariba. (Although other hashers were trying to confuse me by telling me that the Hash handle is ‘jaribu’, others were saying it was ‘Yadiba’, things of that sort.

Sinners;

·         Defaulter for something I did not get

·         Yariba for talking none stop.

·         Wired Ass for something similar.

Chatterboxes; - Nominees for chatter box were Roaming Cunt, Loves that Shit and Toilet Window!! (What awful sounding names!!) The Chatterbox was won by Roaming cunt although it was a close thing with Loves that Shit. We gave her the famous down down song 20 Toes.

ANNOUNCEMENTS

Announcements made on that day included the 7 Hills taking place on Sunday 20^th march 2011, then the Addis Africa Inter hash Registration still going on and those who would like to participate should make it real fast as the closure of registration is approaching like a freight train, and of course the Monday Run named the Hillary Erection Run at Jojo’s Makindye. . . or is it Makindi..

Hashshit;-

Nominees were Masolo for having done nothing wrong for as long as anyone would remember, Dralu for something I did not get and defaulter nominated Wide Load for putting on Bad trousers. Masolo Won Hash shit of the day.

Dinner and AOB.

Dinner was composed of deliciously appetizing Chicken and Pork Chops, with this curry/sauce that was to kill for. The great thing with Roast Muchomo is that it keeps you waiting for the next serving.

There was some level of after diner music, and the beers were flowing like there is no tomorrow, although at 3,000/= per bottle, you would wish that you are near the Kafunda.

It was a wonderfully long and well marked route, the fruits were so many that they could not get finished, people to back home with them bucket fulls of fruit, the Hares must have bought a whole Wheel barrow of the stuff.

By the way, did you know that a famous Hasher who happens to be a GM of KH3 was closely involved in the construction process of that beautiful building the Cricket Club of Entebbe, give him down down for a job well done and remind him that just in case he did not know there is a door on one of the locks in the Visiting Team’s changing rooms rest rooms locked itself!!  (If there is such a thing a door locking itself!!). I am told the door locking itself come sometime around that time when we hosted the BA team.

On On

Katanga Bbi