The run was hilly and the hares had the nerve to take the run right through Mulago... those of us with a conscience felt a bit awkward. We finished by running across the golf course where, luckily, we weren't chased by guards this time - with the heightened security around town, it could've been bad news for the KH3.
Run #1387 - Iguana Bar
Hares: Squiro and Kisanja
Announcements:
The Jinja Relay will be taking place on July 31st, registration is closing Monday so get your teams together!
There's a Saturday Hash on July 17th at Garuga Country Lake Resort. Buses will leave from the National Theatre at 2pm and the cost is 10k
Nairobbery HHH will be hosting a hash in Malindi Aug 6-7, the cost is 7000KSh
New-Comers:
- Just David from London is unfortunately not single and came because of a co-worker named Joyce??? whether or not this is Bowling Balls, I am not sure, because she didn't have the balls to come forward for her down-down
- Just Deiter was a late arrival, and a "Wisitor" from Switzerland
Returnee:
- Matokesan has been hanging out in Nairobbery but has now come to his senses and returned to Kamapala
The Hash Master, Party Boy, called a minute of silence to honor the lives that were lost in Sunday's bombings.
Recap on the World Interhash - Kuching (see previous posting for details on the interhash from Ripoff)
- 45 delegates from the Kampala Hash House Harriers
- KH3 was the best represented of the entire African continent
- Recognition down-down for those who went - about 8 were at Monday's hash
- The next World Interhash hosts will be Indonesia!
Sinners:
- Dirty Dick and Federo paid the World Interhash registration but never went!
- Just Frieda got in trouble for being an Indonesian, stealing the World Interhash vote and keeping the Interhash in Asia/Oceania for the third time in a row!!!
- Squiro took a down down for his brother the World Cup Game Predicting Parakeet
- Frieda and Bacon and Eggs took a down-down for taking 1hr45 to finish last week's hash! They got lost I suppose, maybe some of those Buziga villagers weren't as friendly as I thought!
- Just Gladys was pulled into the circle for a Fashion Statement
- And then there was Kyomugisha Sarah... I'm not sure what she did and neither is she, but she still got a down-down for it.
- **Scribe's Pick** - One of the hares threw a little temper tantrum right in the middle of the circle - refusing to move. Now I'm not sure what it was about but this guy was already on my sh*t list for being a total sleaze. Kisanja, get a life!!!
Chatterbox:
For the second-to-last prize it came down to the usual suspects of Mpuuta, Katanga Bbi, Just Jackson, Karamajong Warrior (who cheered for himself when it cam time for voting!!!!), and Just Claire. In the end it was my trusted sidekick, Katanga Bbi who took the prize and as you can guess by looking at him, he was far, far too thirsty.
Hashit
The top prize was up for grabs as usual but came down to the following individuals:
- Just Peace was making like an anthropologist, looking and listening to a strange tribe - not participating
- Kanatga Bbi went back to the village and mistook a bull for a cow, and as everyone knows, you can't get milk from a bull, but apparently he did get something milk-like out of the bull...
- Measles called Dirty Dick to tell him that he (DD) had perished at Kyadondo Rugby Club. Measles also had his bicycle at the scene and was standing around watching the mayhem like it was some kind of entertainment, until a police officer had to ask him to leave.
- Mama Mia was found to be already in the queue for food before the circle had finished.
In the end, it was the sins of Measles that proved to be the worst and he won the ultimate prize/punishment of Monday's hash.
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