As there was quite a KH3 presence at the Buganda Road Race I thought I'd write it up. As I should've guessed, it started about an hour late, also as I should've guessed, nothing was in English so I had to depend on the kindness of other hashers to inform me what was going on.
I ran the 10k and within minutes of our start some FRBs from the 5km blew by me like I was standing still, as usual.
After the race there was a tent set up for the hashers complete with water, fruit, breakfast and of course, BEER.
Tutu showed me that she finished 13th in the women's 10k, very impressive considering that she didn't even break a sweat!
One hasher who has been lost for ages actually turned up at the event; Muddy Blow Job. He was friendly enough before the race - wishing everyone Happy New Year... for 2009! since he hasn't set foot at at hash since then. After the run a vote was taken and it was found that our former Hare Raiser indeed believes himself too good for the hash - a real shame.
Thanks to Buganda and our own Buganda rep - Federo - for organizing.
On! On!
Solar Erection
Sunday, January 31, 2010
En Fuego!!
Run # 1359
Location: Fuego in Muyenga
Hares: Two hateful sadistic muzungus who are employed by Hilary
This run was, as I said, quite sadistic. Check-backs on numerous steep hills, running us through, by the smell of things, is a giant open sewer and even going as far as to mark the run with flour!! You know how many starving children in karamoja you could have fed with that?!
In the Circle the Kampala Hash was recognized as best organized group at the Buganda Road Race to everyone's surprise but we got a trophy out of it, or just a new beer vessel for the Hash Master.
Anyway, moving on. We did have some newcomers, Queenie brought some muzungu chick - HUGE surprise there.
Our illustrious council, Perry Mason was voted Hash as he and Conman were snacking on Nyama Choma during the circle. As he is usually the one who takes up collections for the anointing of the Hashit, extra care and love was put into the collections - two giant barrels worth.
The next hash will be at Blu Haze on Lumumba Avenue in Nakasero, near Steak Out - be sure to bring extra money because last time the hash was there, many of us had to scavenge for food elsewhere.
Since the trash is a little short this week I am turning this week's post to an ode to my predecessor, former Hash Scribe, Dipstick.
What can I say about Dipstick?... Well, honestly, I don't really know him very well, but according the the photo above, he really loves his Moonberg and what true hasher doesn't?! From that I can deduce that he is indeed a true hasher no matter how many Chili Sauce rants had Dipstick and his extremely poor skills as the topic. Since I don't know him well, I'm encouraging you Hashers who do to post a comment in ode to Dipstick.
On! On!
Solar Erection
Location: Fuego in Muyenga
Hares: Two hateful sadistic muzungus who are employed by Hilary
This run was, as I said, quite sadistic. Check-backs on numerous steep hills, running us through, by the smell of things, is a giant open sewer and even going as far as to mark the run with flour!! You know how many starving children in karamoja you could have fed with that?!
In the Circle the Kampala Hash was recognized as best organized group at the Buganda Road Race to everyone's surprise but we got a trophy out of it, or just a new beer vessel for the Hash Master.
Anyway, moving on. We did have some newcomers, Queenie brought some muzungu chick - HUGE surprise there.
Our illustrious council, Perry Mason was voted Hash as he and Conman were snacking on Nyama Choma during the circle. As he is usually the one who takes up collections for the anointing of the Hashit, extra care and love was put into the collections - two giant barrels worth.
The next hash will be at Blu Haze on Lumumba Avenue in Nakasero, near Steak Out - be sure to bring extra money because last time the hash was there, many of us had to scavenge for food elsewhere.
Since the trash is a little short this week I am turning this week's post to an ode to my predecessor, former Hash Scribe, Dipstick.
On! On!
Solar Erection
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Run #1358 @ Stallion Hotel - Natete-Busega Road
Hares: Descendant and Al's Bar
Shitty run as usual last night but this time it was so far out of town that there wasn't a single newcomer to show up. The run itself had one redeeming quality - a beer stop! The rest was along the Northern Bypass, though the FRBs did get caught on a nice steep check back that I had to chuckle about.
Hash Stats (White Crap) was called out for not even attending a single hash so far this year. How the hell is he supposed to account for all our hashes if he's not even there?!?!
Instead of any newcomers we had a few returnees:
- one un-named young man refused to disclose the name of his sugar mommie
- a double count of child abuse by "Uncle Sam"
- Big Balls' twin brother (Small Balls) showed up but Big Balls was nowhere to be found
We've got a looooooong list of sinners as usual:
- 4 unnamed hashers were caught in an orgy IN the circle
- Federo was caught in the newspaper being shot at while leaving Club Silk at 8am on Sunday morning as he headed straight from the club to church
- An unknown muzungu was running with his helmet because he "runs at dangerous speeds"
- Shot Put was caught without a hash t-shirt
- Sad Term was caught with condoms (I thought this was a good thing?!?!)
- Big Sam, late hashmaster, failed to identify himself as a returnee so he had a down down, accompanied by all the hash masters and hash mattresses
New Shoes:
- Perry Mason, straight from court defending some undesirable, was caught with new shoes
- Mupakasi didn't want Perry Mason to be lonely so he did a down down in his new shoes too
Chatterbox: Jorrit for chatting up Sad Term
We nearly had a record-breaking double duty on the Chatterbox and Hashit when Jorrit claimed to not wear hash t-shirts because he's using them as pillow cases....
Hashit came down to Muchira for leading young people astray, Warm Beer for inquiring about when the Hash Bash would be, and Jorrit for his pillow cases. And the winner/loser was....
Warm Beer!!
Next Week's Hash:
Fuego in Muyenga just off of Rest Corner
Don't forget the Buganda Road Race this Sunday - check your email for details!
On! On!
Solar Erection
Shitty run as usual last night but this time it was so far out of town that there wasn't a single newcomer to show up. The run itself had one redeeming quality - a beer stop! The rest was along the Northern Bypass, though the FRBs did get caught on a nice steep check back that I had to chuckle about.
Hash Stats (White Crap) was called out for not even attending a single hash so far this year. How the hell is he supposed to account for all our hashes if he's not even there?!?!
Instead of any newcomers we had a few returnees:
- one un-named young man refused to disclose the name of his sugar mommie
- a double count of child abuse by "Uncle Sam"
- Big Balls' twin brother (Small Balls) showed up but Big Balls was nowhere to be found
We've got a looooooong list of sinners as usual:
- 4 unnamed hashers were caught in an orgy IN the circle
- Federo was caught in the newspaper being shot at while leaving Club Silk at 8am on Sunday morning as he headed straight from the club to church
- An unknown muzungu was running with his helmet because he "runs at dangerous speeds"
- Shot Put was caught without a hash t-shirt
- Sad Term was caught with condoms (I thought this was a good thing?!?!)
- Big Sam, late hashmaster, failed to identify himself as a returnee so he had a down down, accompanied by all the hash masters and hash mattresses
New Shoes:
- Perry Mason, straight from court defending some undesirable, was caught with new shoes
- Mupakasi didn't want Perry Mason to be lonely so he did a down down in his new shoes too
Chatterbox: Jorrit for chatting up Sad Term
We nearly had a record-breaking double duty on the Chatterbox and Hashit when Jorrit claimed to not wear hash t-shirts because he's using them as pillow cases....
Hashit came down to Muchira for leading young people astray, Warm Beer for inquiring about when the Hash Bash would be, and Jorrit for his pillow cases. And the winner/loser was....
Warm Beer!!
Next Week's Hash:
Fuego in Muyenga just off of Rest Corner
Don't forget the Buganda Road Race this Sunday - check your email for details!
On! On!
Solar Erection
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