May 24th, 2010
Hares: Katanga Bbi, Just Fifi, Dirty Dick
This evening the Kampala Hashers ran for the memory of one of our own; Kapapala. May her soul rest in peace.
The run was said to be too long, too clean and too dusty but I'd like to add not enough sewage and also not enough camels on the run.
Visiting Hasher:
- Stubble Jumper of the Colombo hash in Sri Lanka let us know that she's not rich, not married and she sang us an old French classic
Returnees:
- Just Victoria from Nakasero
- Just Joris from Belgium by way of Kampala says he's been working, likely excuse
New Comer:
- Just George made Just Rice come but Knock Knees "kneeled in" for Just George, whoever that is. I suspect that Knock Knees just wanted a free beer. I also suspect that when Just Rice gets some more runs under her belt, we won't have to work very hard to come up with a hash handle for her.
Announcement: Jinja marathon is this weekend is this weekend, transport is free, see Dick Chopper for details
Next Hash
Location: Hot Spice in Rubaga
Hare: Bent Pussy
Kamdulu came into the circle to say a few words on behalf of Kapapala's family, her brother and sister were in attendance. He thanked the hashers for their solidarity and told us to keep the spirit up in this very tough time. They were treated to a down down that Wide Load got in on because she wanted a free beer.
Sinners:
- Defaulter for exposing his navel/scratching his balls
- Kisanja for campaigning for Betty Nansoze of Mukono
- Blowback for singing over the group
- Measles, Throbbing Good, Karamajong Warrior, Just Ali, Lily Dick and others for not wearing black to mourn our fellow hasher
- Just Laura for running with a flock of kids through the Kamwokya go downs
- Chadwick for saying that all the running kids belonged to Al's Bar
- Liar's group; aka Dipstick and Perry Mason, held a circle last weekend without permission from the Hash Master
HASH BAPTISM:
Just Fifi and Just Ali were brought in to the circle to receive their hash handles
Just Fifi has now, in honor of the camel found on the trail, been renamed CAMEL TOE
FYI, for those of you who don't know, Cameltoe is defined here and if you want to see some examples, here is a list of extremely classy websites that can give you an eyeful.
Just Ali's baptism has been put on hold for the mean time, at least until we get some more dirt on her.
Chatterbox:
It came down to Mama Brown and Squirrel and Mama Brown took the cake. She also had an extremely difficult time with her teeny tiny glass of beer. It's a real shame when a hasher is so out of practice.
Tumbler: Just Petra took a tumble but she had some words of wisdom for the group - No hash was ever ruined by a little blood. She took half of her down down and showered with the rest, like a true hasher.
Hashit:
We only had one nominee this evening: Just Harriet was so confused by the text messages that went out about Kapapala, first asking if Kapapala was male or female, then whether she was black or white, so she was given hashit without contest.
Katanga Bbi is going to write something about Kapapala but please send me your memories of Kapapala, either in the form of comments to the blog or emails and I'll post them.
On On!
Solar Erection
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