Hare: Pesticide
Pesticide brought all of us out to some village past Ntinda on a lovely May evening and according to the circle, there was too much beer and the hare climaxed prematurely with the hooks, using all of them up front, leaving none for the finish.
Returnees:
- Just Michael Makumbi from Kampala says he's been learning so he couldn't make it to the hash
- Just Bethany Mukwaya has been home watching t.v. since her last hash
- Just Kevin from IHK said he had been resting, he seemed to forget that hashers never rest!
- Blowback is back from being the religious adviser at the Cambridge hash and he treated us to a song: "The Sexual Life of a Camel" a.k.a. "the titty-bum song that everyone knows"
- Dirty Dick, "Hash Horn," turned up so late that he only ran for about 5 minutes until the On In!
- Measles and Conman were caught holding each other
- Ripoff was caught shouting his unintelligible gibberish (that I assume can be translated to "Watch your back!" or something like that) at a totally innocent, young girl as they were both headed toward the same puddle. Needless to say he shoved her right into the puddle. When it came time for his award, Ripoff was no where to be found so we had to settle for a look-alike.
- Hash Stats apparently hasn't done anything in months so everyone is forgetting how many runs they have.
- SCRIBE'S PICK: I had no choice but to choose the hare, Pesticide, this week because though he set the hash, he seemed to pull his usual disappearing act immediately after his down-down. Pesticide, when you're hosting a party you should stay until the end! Or at least the end of the circle!!!
The next hash is at Linda Resort PAST Kireka
Chatterbox: Goofy and Danstel (I think that's his name - truth be told I really couldn't read my own notes) in any case the name that I can't read won.
Bastards who haven't set runs yet:
- Hardon
- Moshavu
- Coming Long
- Half London Shit
- Hash Mzee
- Swine Flu
Hashit:
- Katanga Bbi was asked to go get Hashit candidates and was found negotiating and probably requesting bribes
- Just Susana and Idle Balls for chatting in the circle after chatterbox had already been picked
- Ripoff for the afore mentioned assault on the village girl
- And the winner was... White Crap, as mentioned before, hasn't posted hash stats in quite a while. Hopefully this and the threat of getting it again will help him see the err of his ways.
As I was standing, watching the Hashit get doused in beer, water and soda I noticed that Buffalo Dung must've been practicing his drink-throwing skills because as White Crap sprinted out of the circle he was hit square in the face with a frosty beverage.
On On until next time!
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