Run 1370 – Gumy Gardens Kulambiro

Hare;- Sunset Stripper


Date: - 3^rd March 2010, Easter Monday


Written by  Katanga Bbi


Hares; Hares were Sunset Stripper, with Mpuuta Once again joining the fray as the assistant to the Hare. Others who helped in organizing the run included Wide Load and Dick Chopper who manned or should  I say womaned the Beer Stop


Up Circle; - At the time the up circle was taking place, I was on a Boda Boda rushing to the hahs Venue. I missed that part and he first check point.


The Run; - Run was a nice long one mostly rural terrain and with Check points in just the right places. Some where along the run the poor walkers got so hopelessly lost and you should have been there to see them fuming at the hare when they missed the turn off towards the swamp section. There was a Beer stop at the third check point courtesy of the hares. Where we drunk the famous EFE lager, manufactured somewhere in Istanbul,Turkey.


The circle.
The circle started round about 7:00pm with the introduction of the hares and the ugly faces/new comers. Among the ugly faces we had that day were  a team of Queen Dancers from Kigali who included Back yard Booty, Me 2 you, Hot Chocolate, Ganja Planter, Juicy Pumpkin, a one Bob, Juicy or was it Lucy a new comer, Nsubuga Godfrey who was made to come by Kamdulu, Daphne Arrow girl’s gal also know as Narrow Arrow. We later had a vigouruos song by the Kigali Hashers., all I had form that song were the words ndahuru, Ndahuru ndahuru, anyway, they deserved our down downs as the KH3 Hashers song to them the famous “sounds like, sounds like sounds like b*****t to me”.


Sinners;

• Saddam for scratching his b***s awkwardly while one of the Kigali hashettes introduced herself.
• Stretch Marks for a fashion statement putting on her shoes first before she put on her socks, actually it was her G-string on top on the outside, with no hahs T-shirt on her.
• Perry Mason nominated Charlotte for bringing a guest to the circle and not informing this guest of the rules of the hjash especially thoe one the adoes not aloow sitting in the Circel .he guest just happened to be her 18 Months German Sherperd baidric who actually has now run two run. Come to think of it, If the dog has two runs, does he pay forhte runs!? And if he pays for the runs does he alos get served the fruits and he drinks tc. All those sorts of interesting questions. Any way, anyway anyway,
• We had Mayanja John for coming in new shoes together with Etonya tonya for the same offence, They enjoyed the Moonberg lagers form their shoes.
• Perry Mason was nabbed for having a ring some sort of ring anyway, that signified som unknown event tha he happened to recently.
• Mpuuta for inidicating on the Email abnout the run that the turn off is 3 meteres from the round about and there by getting many hashers needlessly.
• Big Balls bro, small balls for coming in late round about 6:30 pm when the run actually started at 5:30 pm.
• Hacken Bush nominated Galloping Major for attempting to strike a coalescence withte visisting Kigali hashers despite the fact that the tensions at the Border have eased. Hairy breasts for shouting at Children who were shouting at him. Actaully this almost got him a nomination for hashit.
• Mupakasi and his colleague in the rat race Max Mutabingwa who until then had never been baptized and promptly, has hstyle, names started pouring in until the Visiting Kigali Hashers who were all clad in these lovely Red Mitzig Lager suggested Red D**k.
• Stacey and Allison were almost hashitted for being heard saying “How can you bring a f****in dog to the circle.

Chatterboxes; - Mupakasi won this hands down.

Hashshit;-
The nominees were Red Dick for having more than 50 runs and never having been baptized.
Warm Beer for having broken his third leg.
John Mayanja for always putting on a Hash t-shirts right in the middle of Kampala Road on a regular basis. Red Dick Won this one and that marked the end of this run.
On On
Katanga Bbi