Hash #1411 - Kampala Club

Here I sit, my time as Hash Scribe winding down as 2010 does the same.  It's natural that at a time like this, we start to take stock of the past year.  I thought about doing this, getting all sappy about the great time I've had as scribe...  and then I remembered how much this blog reminds me of those Sunday evenings when I was in school and had a stack of homework that I hadn't yet finished, weighing on the conscience until finally I break and type up some BS for the 3.5 readers to read and chuckle over at work when they should actually be working.  Hell, who am I kidding, I sometimes write the blog when I'm supposed to be working and it's rarely done by Sunday night!

This coming weekend is the 2010 Hash Bash and along with hashing, eating, drinking beer and being generally merry, a new mismanagement will be chosen and I will be grinning ear to ear because I will soon be handing this blog and other duties over to some poor schmuck who doesn't know what he/she is getting into.

Monday's hash was at the Kampala Club and was hared by Idle Balls, Queenie and Hacken Bush.  Hacken Bush tried to explain some kind of special way the hash was set, with 3 hares, but no one was really paying attention and I was no exception so I'll just leave it at that.

Announcements:
- Hash Bash will be on the 27th of November (this Saturday) and the fee has now gone down to 35,000/- so hurry up and sign up!

***THIS JUST IN***
Nominations for KH3 Mismanagement 2011


Nomination A                                     
Hashmaster - Eddie Matumbwe - Virus
Hash Cash - Jimmy Mukasa - Mpuuta
Hare Raiser - Charles Kabunga - Mukira
Hash Stat - Fred Masadde - Knock Knees
Nominated by - Ian Clark - Hillary

Nomination B

Hashmaster - Jimmy Muyanja - Perry Mason

Hash Cash - Enoth Mugabi - Conman

Hare Raiser - Richard Mwebembezi -Mupakasi

Hash Stat - Betty Makumbi - Daddy's Girl

Nominated by - Albert Kareeba - Galloping Major

Nomination C

Hashmaster - Richard Mwebembezi -Mupakasi

Hash Cash - Enoth Mugabi - Conman

Hare Raiser - Abdu Kafuuma - Defaulter

Hash Stat - Sophie Kasozi - Mukodo

Nominated by - Sophie Kasozi - Mukodo

- Next Monday's hash is all the way over in Natete at the Stallion Hotel so make sure that you leave wherever you are by midday to get there on time.

- Special announcement about the Gisenyi Hash from last weekend:
A grand time was had by all and the Kigali Hash took it upon themselves to baptize four of our own.

• Nuru is now known as Sperm Bank
• Joann will forever be called Kuma Maji
• Deo is now named Toilet Keys
• Monica's hash handle is Street Walker

- The Hope Ward run will be taking place on November 28th - get warmed up for the MTN Marathon!  10,000/-

New Comers:

- Daniel from Germany was made to come by Dipstick

- I later found out that this guy's name is Kagimu Ema but it honestly took about 15 repeats for me to hear something that wasn't completely unintelligible.

- Bowling Balls made some dude named Edward come

- Miriam was extremely busy as she made Asaf (of E. Africa), Emily and Lillian come!

Sinners:

- Adiga was wearing a (non-hash) t-shirt that said "No, I am not on Facebook"  Anyone who knows Adiga knows this statement to be completely false!

- Sperm Bank for telling Perry Mason that if his organ fails, she's got something to help

- Slippery When Wet didn't run or pay

- Stretch Marks was not there when HM presented some peppers, I just want to ask about these peppers, were they habañero, bell or jalapeño?

- Kimasula stole the hashit implements then blamed Kamdul

- Galloping Major was brought in as a sinner (even though he's not a General) because we've known Generals to shoot but now apparently they're singing!

Chatterbox came down to the following w**kers for the usual offences:

- Slippery When Wet

- Nipples

- Daddy's Girl

Nipples won and took two down downs for her farewell hash.

Hashit:

- Hillary was already the highest office in the land as Hash Master and now he's seeking to be the lowest - a politician!

- Rock Garden has been wearing earmuffs to the hash lately - the kind that play music and keep your ears warm at the same time.

- Hash Cash - for some reason there were 5 coffins on the hash bash budget????!!!!!

- Shotput for uprooting and stealing plants from the K'la Club

- Al's Bar for selling his name (Busuuba) to Hillary for an undisclosed price

The winner/loser was Hillary so yet again, all Hash Masters (except Kabuki, who was hiding) got to get hashit.

On! On!

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