Run 1381 - Hot Spice, Kabusu

Run 1381, Hot Spice Kabusu, Date 31st May 2010.

Hares; Etonya tonya and Bissy Mirembe. Etonya tonya did the actual haring of the run alone tha t eveneing as her co-hare was locked up in some kind of traffic jam that managed to ease some time during the circle.

Announcement; before the run begun, there was an announcement that the next Africa Interhash would be taking place in the Ethiopian Capital Addis Ababa over the first week end of May 2011. So please those who intend to make the trip need to contact the organizers in time. (those who want to pay only half of the fee, and win themselves free Air tickets to the capital, plus free accomodation in Addis Ababa and lots of Black labels, Jack Daniels on the house etc should contact Conman.)

The Run

The run begun at Hot Spice Bar and retaurant and went down hill to the beginnning of the hill then round again til we came to the bottom of the hill that climbs up to reach the Rubaga Cathedral. It was quite a steep climb and I almost thought Blow back had short cutted the hill and went with the Hashers as he was so far gone up the hill that it was simple incredible to imagine him so far out there, leaving all the regular FRBs behind. later i confronted him with this allegation and he told me, "Don't insult me" that he would never short cut. Apparently he added that he has been hashing for the last so many years actually since he was 18. Anyway, at the top of this Rubaga Hill, we had the check point numero uno, actually it was at his check point that Dirty Dick commited the action that would later bring him Hash shit. You see, the Rubaga Hil being so steep and all, when DD had reached the top of the hill, he was so breatheless and all and in the process of recovering he walked close to where hackenbush was and did this, . . . Haarrrrcck cccchewwwwrgggghh! the sound of that awfull sound coming from some ones mouth could only mean one thing, some thing awful. from the pronounciation of that alone, and the demo that Hackenbush gave us, you can only imagine that he deserved his Hash shit, which he later got. Acutally, DD later told me that lately, he has been packing an extra pair of shorts and an extra T-shirt as you know a veteran hash should always do just in case, however, he had reached some point and found this bit absolutely unnecessary having been one of the people who are in things with the new committee. This was not to be the case this time as the famous HS landed right on him and he had to spend the rest of the evening moving around in those half dry shorts. Anyway, there is always next time DD so be ready then.

The run continued:- After the first check point, the Hashers were led off a trail off Rubaga Girls school, which actually was one of the many innovations of this trail. Actually i am only saying that because the Hare, or Hareress of this trailed warned me, using the very same tone of voice that was used in the God Father II, call it gave me a stern warning during the run when i was trying out all sorts of things to make, the hare as uncomfortable as possible, like shouting out as loud as you can "Are we lost?!!" it makes them nervy and really does make it a little interesting to see them respond no we are not lost. . . just continue. but today's hare, she was taking all this quite personally., asking but you katanga, how come when you host those hashes of yours were your trail takes us to those ghetto-like places of yours, with the most disturbng smells, no body complains?!! I wanted to tell her that tis nothing personal when some w*****r tries to make it sound like the hash you set is "Not much" - Tu nakola birungi byerere?!!' - means shall we be doing only good things. . . On On. This is the most famous quotation that any one hare should always remember. When things are not going according to plan and some thing serious has gone wrong with the trial or the run or some thing, just remember those famous words from Dirty Dick when we had set the run from the wrong venue and it was just close to the start of the run when we realised that the correct venue was three miles away. Just say to your self, Tu nakola birungi byerere, switch of your phone for the next two hours, then go to the nearest kafunda (pub) and say, waiter, can i have a cold Club please, and another, and another, after the two hours have elapsed, switch the phone back on and go to the right venue and tell them how you were arrested while setting the run etc. . . it always works for me!! On On

The third section of this run took us to the Natete Trading Centre and on on along the Ndeeba Natete road to a check point near a place that the police loves to put a road block for those who drink and drive late at night. . . that is the one place that you my dear friend who loves breaking this particular law should avoid on those nights when you could not resist the frothy stuff and just had to have one for the road. the rest of the runs was just perfect as we managed to get back to the hash venue a few minutes past seven oclock.


New Comers

sserwadda Richard from Entebbe - made to come by Kamdulu
Nazziwa Monica also made to come by Kamdulu
Ebola who was returning from cattle rustling in Karamoja - Moroto to be exact - after the place has been heavily fortified with entire garrisons of UPDF troups made this cattle rustling vntrue a little bit scary. . . Actually, on second thoughts, I hereby with draw that statement. . . Actually who said that i wrote that statement. (i want to sound like that dear Honourable lady who slapped a poor Karamojong women very hard on the fac in front of media personel, inside a police station and then a few days later DENIED ever having dne such a dishonourable thing.
Aidah was another new comer made to ome by Mukodo
bAYIGA WAS ALSO THERE . . .she was a new comer too.

Sinners

Jane (the one with the . . . ) for talking to Aima yima during hte circle.
Saddam for balancing a beer bottle on his head during the circle
Mpuuta for riding on a Boda Boda during the run. Apparently, after helping to mark the trail in the abscence of one of the hare of the day, Mpuuta helped out Etonya and was maxed out duringhte later stages of the run, thus the need to ride on the Boda Boda (or you could call it a motorcycle for hire), which by all means is an illegal action at the Hahs. . .rule 14 B
Mukyala was called to be iven a down down for being a sinner and she just took off. so a look alike for mukyala was chosen in the names of . ... you guessed right - Etonya tonya.
We had Petra who was having her last run with the Kampala Hash. Apprently when i when i wet to get more details from her, whe told me that she had about 4-5 runs with the KH3 and as going away for ever. the Forever part confused me a little bit, but anyway, good riddance.
Chatter boxes

DICk Choper and Jane for chattering hte evening away. Dick Chopper won this one.

Someshere around here, there was a point where a group of goody goodies who love not to run in hash T-shirts were given a down down and showere d with ber.

Chilli sauce nominated wanker getter for always being seen in private and in public with a bottle of Guinness, there by drinking more Guinness than the Scots who porduce it. Actually,res said, Eh. what is wrong with that. isn't that what a true hasher does?

Hash It

Mugole . . .also known as Land Lords brother for soemthing i did not get.
Toilet window was nominated for asking a preacher "Am I a woman after the streeet side preacher shouted out to him"Jesus lopve you'.
Dirty Dick for that action that i mentioned to you earlier.

the Award went out to DD.

Neext week's run will be held at Victoria Suites Which are located aalong hte Kampala Entebe road at a place called Zaana. the location is on the left hand side of the road as you go to Entebbe just past a petrol station. we have hashed there several time before.

On On

Katanga bbi

By the way, those of you who did not see me last weekend in Kampala, I had gone to the United Kingdom to attend the wedding of Hackenbush and Ebola's baby girl that took palce there. you may not be able to se me in the pictures of the weddng because i was the one taking the photos. . . makes sense doesnt it?!, Cheers

It wasnt me

On On

Katanga