Run #1368 Kampala Rugby Club 22nd March, 2010

Dirty Dick was the hare of this run and you could tell by the convoluted route.  The run took us around, over and under Naguru Hill with plenty of check backs and a nice long distance that had many of us hashers finishing after dark, tripping over and into the giant potholes on the road outside the club - can someone please tell an MP to move to the neighborhood so the road can finally be fixed??

Sensing the approach of the end of lent and Easter and believing that all hashers needed to be saved.  Dirty Dick had a nice check point right next to some kind of revival (someone may need to explain this to me, as a Jew, "the chosen people," we don't need any reviving!).  The hashers started encouraging and egging on the preacher on stage and she thought she finished with us as we ran away but she was not so lucky - there was a check back that brought us right back in front of the stage.  Some hashers basked in the "glory" of her raspy, over-screamed voice, and some of us ran faster to get away!

Also spotted on the hash were some (very few) mourning Baganda who showed their solidarity with Buganda by wearing bark cloth or a kanzu.  Even some non Baganda showed their true colors - my fellow Hash Scribe himself, Katanga Bbi was seen sporting a bark cloth hat.  Makes me wonder how quickly bark cloth disintegrates if sweat in by hashers day after day.  Perry Mason's would surely not stand a chance.

Before I continue with the circle nonsense:

*****IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT*****

There will be a charity 10km run for the victims of the Bududa Landslides here are the details:

Where: UMA Show grounds
When: Sunday, April 11th at 7:30am
What to bring: **Please bring clothes to donate for the victims of Bududa Landslides**

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On to the Circle:

New Comers:

• Just Neil from Oxford, Just Charlotte made him come
• Just Aaron from New York (where ever that is), Just Daniel made him come

Returnees:

• Ebola returned from Moroto where she's formed an NGO to start a hash in Karamoja

Sinners:

• Etonyatonya and Pisser's Stripper rushed over to the pitch upon return from the hash to play some sport with a little more "contact"
• The aforementioned preacher was overheard saying "It doesn't matter if you're black or white, Jesus will still save you!!!!"  Well, Dog Eater is neither black nor white and so she will not be saved...
• Galloping Major has given up on drinking beer as it interferes with his study of the Bible
• Kamdul was brought into the circle for his fashion statement of a kanzu cinched by a bark cloth belt

**Scribe's Pick**

Since I loved it so much last time, I'm going to do it again!!  The scribe's choice for sinner this week is Buffalo Dung.  During the down downs, he was, as always, extremely eager to shout "suck, swallow, suck, swallow!"  Now, this is irritating in itself, Hashers are to either count or yell "down down down!!"  This time, Buffalo Dung in his infinite wit, added "Come!" to his sequence between the swallow and the suck .  I am giving him sinner for what has seemed to be (very) premature "ejaculation."  Ladies, be sure to make note and take action (or, rather, inaction) accordingly.

Chatterbox, the following people were caught generally chattering in the circle:

• Kenny
• Nkoddo
• Kisanjja

Hashit:

• Mechanic for using his vibrating machine (phone) in the circle
• Just Kisomose for being a goody goody

But the loser/winner, after some time that all of us were wishing to throw beer in his face: QUEENIE for postponing the triathlon with no actual new date, as if he has the deciding power.  Unless Queenie is masquerading as a German muzungu named Fridtjof, I'm pretty sure it wasn't his call...

Here's a call for hashit for next week: Mputa, was unable to tell us where next week's hash would be so I guess you'll all have to wait for the email/SMS!

On! On!

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