Run #1367, St. Paddy’s Day Run @ Bubbles O’Leary’s

Run #1367, St. Paddy’s Day Run @ Bubbles O’Leary’s

Hares:  Hillary and Stretchmarks

Run #1367 was the annual St. Patrick’s Day run for 2010 and of course our token leprechaun, Hillary, and his trusty IHK sidekick, Stretchmarks, were the hares.  The run was shitty as usual with too many hooks and not enough hills but on the plus side there was a hilltop beer stop overlooking the vast yard of Karim that was envied by everyone but the hare himself.  Federo was spotted taking a longing look at it, calculating how he could retrieve that parcel of land for Buganda.  Toward the end Hash Horn, Dirty Dick was no longer able to mislead the FRBs down false trails just to be checked back, time and time again. When we returned to the pub for some refreshments, some of us found that greedy FRBs and walkers had taken all the fruit but on the plus side Bubbles' management was too incompetent to order Guinness and have it arrive by the day of their big Irish party, fortunately for us, it arrived in time for the hash and hashers were treated to the real stuff - flown in from Erin herself!

Circle

New-comers:

•  Just Helen, who works for Standard Chartered Bank, Gogolo made her come
• Just Martin from Arua made himself come
• Just Flavia who didn’t give any details about herself, Hardon made her come

Returnees:

•           Diggy Ass didn’t want to give us an excuse for her time away so she must have been making babies
•           No Stick claims to have been working, though we all know that’s not true
•          Some unknown female muzungu was returning after a long absence and couldn’t even remember her name.  Everyone looked to Queenie to remember but he was of no help

Visiting Hashers:

•          Gorkey Pork from DC Hash came because of the internet but didn’t know any songs to sing for us – what is up DC hash???
• -          McShorty was also a visiting hasher, I get the feeling that Hillary makes him come every St. Paddy’s day, a bit of a tradition?

Sinners:

•           Big Balls was caught performing a bit of irrigation for the nice folks of Kololo
•           Katanga Bbi  was wearing a fancy pair of new trainers that looked strangely like loafers
•           Hash Muzee was actually caught wearing someone else’s new shoes
•           Idle Balls created his own path on the way down from the 2^nd check point
•           Dr. Hairy Breasts got in trouble for being a cripple
•           Just Charlotte was brought into the circle for not wearing green
•           Scribe’s choice – Queenie should’ve been brought into the circle for being illiterate and not following the rules that he, himself sent out.  The rules clearly stated that hashers were to wear green, so Queenie decided to wear some beige frock.  Clearly UPE has failed him or he holds himself to a different standard than other hashers

Chatterbox:

•           Just Ali, Just Stacy, and Throbbing Good were chattering in the circle
•           Knock Knees, Half London Shit and Gogolo were also nominees
•           Co-hare, Stretchmarks took home the title and the crown for this week’s chatterbox

Hashit:

•           Slippery When Wet for wearing some really nice shorts
•           Hash Muzee for running faster than the owner of those shoes he borrowed
•           Mazongoto for returning to the hash after a long absence and not identifying himself as a returnee
•           Kapapala for shitting in the circle
• And the winner/loser was....  TEMANGALO for being immune to any check-backs he encountered

The next hash will be held on March 22^nd at Kampala Rugby Club and will be hared by Dirty Dick

On! On!

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