Run 1361, Daytona Restaurant, Mbuya - Ismail Road

A famous saying that I came accross months ago, goes ...'When duty comes knocking at your door, welcome him in, if you don't, it will depart only to return with seven more duties". After having successfully played a game of cat and mouse with Solar Erection, with her trying to remind me that I am indeed her assistant Hash Scribe and I should some how help with writing the Hash blog, reality dawned on me at the Daytona Run, when she presented to me the instruments of power (a pen and a note pad) and said. This time there are no excuses. Its your turn to write something. So here it goes. (briefly, I realise that I am a wordy person, using seven words when one would have sufficed, so please bare with me)

Location; Just in case there is another run, we gathered at Daytona Car Wash/Restaurant at the juction between the ki-road that goes to Mbuya Barracks, and Ismail Road. on Monday 8th February 2010.

Hares;

There were 3 hares for the run, with Buffalo Dung, Pairing with Dipstick and Idle Balls. Knowing that Buffalo Dung is a Rugby player, with no concept of just how unfit many of us are, i anticipated a tricky run.

The Run;

The run was indeed tricky, with the Hashers being led off to a very long false trail up Mbuya hill. (I must say that these days its becoming harder each day to run the Hash trail as many Hares are taking some kind of vengeance on the poor Hashers... making them run much longer distances than the runners. At Daytona, these hares indeed pulled off a very rare stunt with the walkers towards the end of the hash, I thought i saw a mark leading the walkers to some place in Kireka (a town located miles away from the Hash venue). I just hoped and prayed that it was not a mistertake (misstake). There was a surprise beer stop mid way the run where the hares Dipstick, Buffalo Dung and Idle Balls treated the Hashers and Harriettes to a whole crate of ice cold Moonberg Lager. Trust Katanga Bbi and Dirty Dick to take care of the business end of that beer stop by ensuring that none of that beer went un-drunk.

The Circle; Prior to the circle there was some illegal sexercises that got lots lots of hashers involved, They were lead by GM Bean Counter as usual.

The Circle its self, Conducted by the Hash Master, Party Boy was quite eventful, with multiple baptisms taking place. First to be baptised was Terry Pussy, after the famous English Football team Captain now made famous by the Terrygate scandal, I tried to get the real name of this gentleman (I would have called him w***Ker, but for the severe, restrictions that this blog is under going courtesy of Hackenbush, we shall refer to w*****rs as gentlemen or ladies, sounds like b******t to me anyway,)(Hackenbush has advised us to not use that word anymore)

New Comers; lots of new comers we had, with Betty, who was made to come by Chadwick, Sarah from England, Douglas Lubiri, a retrunee, jackie, a procurement officer some where, some fella named Hash from Kampala, Nakuzabwa a returnee, Engabu, Matooke sam who is soon defecting to Nairoberry, and the lovely Nipples from Silicone Valley. Apparently, Nipples and a few other harriettes including Draru, Kwashakor, were clad in these very identical tight pants that at one time I thought we could have ourselves free queen dancers at the KH3 Hash. (A little note about Betty of Chadwick, when she saw me busy taking notes and running up and down the circle looking for material for the blog, she came up to me and told me that nobody had taken down any details about her the last time she was here, so here she was, ready to offer more details about herself. So I started asking her funny questions like; what your mobile number, are you married, are you searching, how many people do you have on your sexual network etc. You should have seen the look on her face!!! Ha ha, that last part is a joke, it did not happen.

Sinners; Solar Erection asked me to write about Running Stomach, and Pesticide and a few other w*****rs who appear to be trying everything within their power to become some sort of goody goodies to the hash, that they actually showed up at the Daytona Run, but decided to do their own separate run or something . . . but i will not waste any valuable space on them. Just let them be.

Other sinners were; Perry Mason, for asking late GM Big Sam if it was indeed true that its a Check back or not, Tiny Sausage for showing off his big abdominal muscles (or should I say muscle, because it looks like one giant muscle, at the stomach area), the Harriettes with identical On On pants including; kwash, (short for kwashakior, actually you could do her the favour and refer to her as kwash, as it sound nicer to her she says, Nipples, Draru, etc.)

Chatter box; of the four nominees for this prestigious honour, we had Allison, Stacey, Laura and Throbbing goods. The Honours went to Laura.

Ultimate Honour; The KH3 ultimate honour, AKA, hashit went to . . . First of all, there were four candidates; Tiny Sausage for showing off his muscle, Licking Balls for something that i did not get, and these two ladies, Yvette Ayebare and Fiona Atuhaire, who had spent most of the Circle Time chattering away about how well their goats and cows were doing in Nyabushozi, (some upcountry western Uganda Village). When the nominations closed and vote were about to be cast, Hash Master asked them what their hash Handles were; Trust Fiona, she said she was called 'Tiny'. While Yvette admitted that she did not have a hash handle. So it was baptism time once again. And Fiona, a gynaecologist by profession got the Hash Handle, Pap Smear, while Yvette got Draru. I shouldn't comment on the "Draru" Hash Handle as the investigations are still taking place on who hit a Major General with an Iron Bar on the head last year are still!!

On On!

Katanga BBI

Ps. Announcement for next week's run was made; The Run will take place at Wallet Time Pub in Kabusu, Rubaga. The Hare will be Perry Mason, and the Run will be a RED DRESS RUN!!!, so come well dressed in the smartest RED DRESS that you can come accross.