Date; - 7th Feb 2011
Hares; - Big Balls and Loketo
Up Circle; - I joined the group as the up circle was taking place, we could have got some new shoes, I do not remember, but we got some very strict looking flulike instructions from one of ht co-hares Big Balls, in no uncertain terms, she said, The runners you are going to pass right in the middle o f those two uni-pots, the Hashers .go straight to that Wall, Indicating one of those wall like things that they always have at cricket Ovals (I have always wondered why they build those wall things at Cricket Ovals, I guess they must be wind breakers or something. The run got away with a reasonable number of attendees more than 100 I would predict.
The Run; - The Run started with a big loop around the Cricket grounds , then into some kind of valley then crossed in to the Kyambogo quarters will we timed hooks and false trails to bring the whole group back to the to the road that connect Kyambogo University to the Main Kampala Jinja highway, where a few FRBs were misled to make one very long check back., Just before you reach the cricket Oval, there is a down ward turn off into an industrial complex valley of some sort that which was taken by both of the three groups the Runners, Hashers and Walkers to lead us to the first check point. Joyce was around by the way, back from some part of the world, and of course the usual suspects. (Who the hell is Joyce??)
The second check point was coming on a little bit later as the rest of the run involved Zig Zagging through the confines of the residential complex that Nakaw-Naguru-Kyambogo Area has become. The second check point was held around the Nakawa- Ntinda Road, I think that road is called Stretcher Road. The check point was just across the Market that is along that road. The rest of the route was composed of running through upscale residential complexes of the area; I just wish the hares had taken us to the Katanga areas of that place. Any away, the return took us through the road that climbs up to the Palace at Kyambogo before we broke off a few meters from the top of the hill to enter Kyambogo Campus and dash back to the Hash venue.
I saw someone taking taking pictures so I hope the pictures will accompany this trash.
The circle.
The circle started round about 7:00pm with the introduction of the hares, introduction of returnees / new comers plus and the making of a whole series of announcements. Returnees / New comers included Foxy, Ernest, Ghost Soldier and someone who was made to come by Fiasal.
· There is going to be a run in New Orleans (The Katrina Run), by the way New Orleans is near the New Park sop those of you who are asking where new Orleans is, just ask someone at the new Park and they will direct you. No need for Visas, Air tickets and that sort of thing. This is going to be one big run they day, so look out.
· London Hash House Harriers are going to be celebrating their 2000th Hash and the run is about to take place soon so watch out for this one too. Those who would like to join the Londoners, just prepare to assemble at the British High Commission for the grilling of a lifetime, are you sure you are going to come back once you have got the Visa, prove it, do you have a Kyapa, Land title, and all those sorts of Visa questions that they ask you. If I find the beers there more enjoyable than the beer here, then there is no reason why I should come back is there?)
· The 7 Hills run is still on the 20th March 2011. Starting point is just after the American Embassy. It used to be called Harvester but now it is called Moon land Gardens. Registration is going on at both Shop 47 Grande Imperial Hotel and at the regular Monday Hashes. 10,000/= per participant.
· There will be something happening in Amsterdam around that time of the Katrina run, so Amsterdam was mentioned too. This will be around the 13th June 2011, oba what will be in Amsterdam, I wonder, probably the EU Inter hash or something.
· The Hash Mattresses lead by Ebola plan to host us to a Hash on the 30th April somewhere in Kampala. Their day\e has been set and look out for the best that the Grand Mattresses can offer.
· Next week’s run will be the red dress run held at Wallet Time Pub in Kabusu. Come with your red dress. The Hares are the three liars Conman, Mupakasi and Perry mason.
Sinners;
There was a request from one the Hashers, could have been a GM requesting for someone from Malawi to present themselves. I hearing Malawi, a law has been passed banning and criminalizing the human action or reaction called ‘Farting’. It is now officially illegal to fart in Malawi and clear penalties. The accurate journalistic footage is contained in the following article. “In a bill proposed by Malawi President Bingu wa Mutharika, citizens who repeatedly pass gas in public could be punished as criminals, according to The Daily Mail.
The bill is intended to make citizens "responsible and disciplined."
Mutharika's bill contains other bizarre offenses, such as "insulting the modesty of a woman, challenging to fight a duel, and...pretending to be a fortune teller."
· Karamoja Warrior was arrested and detained in the circle for showing himself off as a fashion n statement.
· Galloping Major was nominated for being a sinner for having stopped somewhere along the trail and was so glad to have seen a long lost friend that he had to stop and say hello. Such action is not only illegal in the Hash as there are lots of other times to say hello, but not while you are on the trail.
· Hasher named Joyce for being seen warming up for the Hash before the start of the Hash. Once again, she was close to getting herself a hash handle but deemed that 16 runs is short of the 25 that are necessary for one to get a hash handle. This matter was differed to a later date.
· Solar erection for not introducing or bringing her sister to the circle to introduce here self.
· Kabuki was nominated for something that I did not get.
· There was a request to get someone from the Get Hillary elected camp for some matter that I did not get, and Pap smear, Kwashakor and someone else got the down down for this.
Chatterboxes; - Maad Whore, and a couple of people speaking Dutch got nominated plus small hole and a gentle man without a hash handle getting onto the ballot box too. The chatter box was shared between Maad Whore and the other fellow.
Hash hit;-
The candidates for this award were Foot Pussy, Karamoja Warrior and No Money who had decided to stand in for Hose Pipe. Apparently there was one Hasher called Wet Valley who kept on dodging hash Shit but as you know at the Hash, there is always next time.
There is a hasher who was so annoyed with being poured beer on when that time for calling the circle took place that he issued several stern warnings about the person who poured beer on him using words like F U, etc. I guess some people have a thing of not having beer poured on them. The full details are however being release on the Wikileaks website, so just in case you have time, get to that we site. Otherwise, until the red dress run,
On On
Katanga Bbi
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