Run 1396 - Joggies Recreational Centre

Porn Master, Itching Thighs at the First Check point on Nakabugo Hill, Bulaga TC

Run 1396 – Joggies Recreational Centre, Bugala Trading Centre – Mityana Road
Location; Located along the Kampala Mityana highway, 14 Kilometres from the City Centre. (The town is popularly known as ‘Kumwenda’ or at the nine mile mark)
Date; Saturday 28th August 2010
Hares;

Pope Threader, assisted by Kilavu love, Dirty dick and Katanga BBI
The Run;

Just before the run started, it looked like it might rain cats and dogs, for the 58 or so Hashers and newbies who braved the Saturday conditions to show up. The run started from Joggies, then up the hill to the main road then down a few hundred meters to the Bugala Trading Centre call it town, and then there was a diversion to start a climb of a long gently climbing hill. At one point during the climb there were the usual check backs and a very loooong false trail for the runners to keep them in check. Then the climb going on all the way to the top of a hill that overlooks Joggies recreational centre where we had the first check point.
After the first check point, it was downhill from then on to the back of the big hill overlooking Bugala Trading center, apparently someone told me that the Hill is called Nakabugo. So behind Nakabugo we ran with a few check backs here and there, then another very long check back and a hill climb to the second check point. At the second check point, we had a beer stop for the famous EFE lager; By the way, the hare went an extra mile and got us a Mobile Police Protection Unit (MPPU) Police man who provided escort service for us throughout the run. (With this Cop accompanying us, it felt like being one of the Obamas jogging alongside the Secret Service people). Anyway, the MPPU guy started the run with us all and went all the way to the finish, being extra cautious to ensure that those who were left behind did not get lost and that sort of thing. At the second check point, he did not even allow himself the luxury of grabbing an ice cold EFE lager because he was busy protecting the hashers.


Check Point two and beer stop at Jogies run, Porn Manster, Allison and Terry's P***y 9he hates the second name, you'd rather call him Terry's P
By the way, the hare brought along one set of his two sets of twins, identical twins at that they too went through the run at terrific speeds at first, then the speed started slowing down until the second check point when they were completely exhausted and had to grab a boda boda to return them home.
From there on, it was a 3 KM on in for the runners while it was about 2 KM return to Joggies for the hashers and the Walkers.
Overall it would have been an 8-10 KM run, we are still waiting for nipples to get herself a watch that has got all those GPS gadgets so that we can get you more accurate distances, after here was pick pocketed at Munyonyo.

bean Counter leading hte rest of the crew on the stretching exercise

The circle.

The Circle was conducted by the hash master Party Boy and a couple of Ugly faces were in attendance, Laura and Vicky from Manchester in England, who were made to come by Allison and Laura, of course Laura is appearing twice because she brought some one or she was the new comer or . . . both of the three. There was Lex from Zimbabwe who was made to come by Nipples from Silicon Valley, there was Brenda Meeme who was made to come by ‘that one’ (that’s what she told me anyway), there was Jolly from Kasanaga who was made to come by Henry, There was Wet Spot from the Riviera Hash House Harriers, located somewhere in southern France, (Remember the Riviera Series, that is where this fellow comes from, Hope he was not Diego or something), Slippery Dick brought some one to the Hash, don’t remember who, then of course the Twins of Pope threader, kato and Wasswa were brought to the Hash by their . . . Mum of course.
Then we had a song from Wet Spot, he sang to us a famous song from the WHITE HOUSE HASH HOUSE HARRIERES Yeah, it’s true, the white house, does have its own hash, so the next time you are in Washington, just pass by the white House on Mondays and go there an Hash with them folks.
Sinners; Pope Threader, Laura and Allison for speaking on a vibrating machine during the circle.


Wide Load getting the nominatino for Chatter Box.

Machinery and Nyansio for complaining that the run was too short
Chatterboxes;- Nominees where Wide Load, mama Bilahuni, Jacomo who was standing in for mercenary (mercenary, I wonder whether that is a real hash handle, sounds too good to be true, I will ask Queenie about that), Wide Load won the hash shit, and refused to drink our sweet beers.
We had some one pour it over her head as is usual at the hash.
Hashshit;- Goofy was nominated for Hashit because he appeared with a complete fashion statement, but he was nowhere to be seen when the time came to look for him, so some unfortunate wan***r found himself the unlucky recipient of this hour. By the way, Goofy did tell me of a very interesting story, escapade if you asked me, that he was involved in not so long ago, it led to the loss of one of his body parts, ask him, he will show you of tell you.
Katanga Bbi.
Photos courtesy of Nipples.