Hares: Descendant and Al's Bar
Shitty run as usual last night but this time it was so far out of town that there wasn't a single newcomer to show up. The run itself had one redeeming quality - a beer stop! The rest was along the Northern Bypass, though the FRBs did get caught on a nice steep check back that I had to chuckle about.
Hash Stats (White Crap) was called out for not even attending a single hash so far this year. How the hell is he supposed to account for all our hashes if he's not even there?!?!
Instead of any newcomers we had a few returnees:
- one un-named young man refused to disclose the name of his sugar mommie
- a double count of child abuse by "Uncle Sam"
- Big Balls' twin brother (Small Balls) showed up but Big Balls was nowhere to be found
We've got a looooooong list of sinners as usual:
- 4 unnamed hashers were caught in an orgy IN the circle
- Federo was caught in the newspaper being shot at while leaving Club Silk at 8am on Sunday morning as he headed straight from the club to church
- An unknown muzungu was running with his helmet because he "runs at dangerous speeds"
- Shot Put was caught without a hash t-shirt
- Sad Term was caught with condoms (I thought this was a good thing?!?!)
- Big Sam, late hashmaster, failed to identify himself as a returnee so he had a down down, accompanied by all the hash masters and hash mattresses
New Shoes:
- Perry Mason, straight from court defending some undesirable, was caught with new shoes
- Mupakasi didn't want Perry Mason to be lonely so he did a down down in his new shoes too
Chatterbox: Jorrit for chatting up Sad Term
We nearly had a record-breaking double duty on the Chatterbox and Hashit when Jorrit claimed to not wear hash t-shirts because he's using them as pillow cases....
Hashit came down to Muchira for leading young people astray, Warm Beer for inquiring about when the Hash Bash would be, and Jorrit for his pillow cases. And the winner/loser was....
Warm Beer!!
Next Week's Hash:
Fuego in Muyenga just off of Rest Corner
Don't forget the Buganda Road Race this Sunday - check your email for details!
On! On!
Solar Erection
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Which species is this - m[u]zungu because so far we have seen only mzungus, even when sober like Katanga Bi?
ReplyDeletethe story goes that the late Hash Master Kabui kept (read kidnapped) the 2009 Ishaka/Bushenyi Independence Day Run, so that on Red Dress Run he would unleash them as the modern day Robin Hood (read goon) who stole from the KH3 hash and donated to the KH3 Hash! Watch the space unfold at the Red Dress Run On ON!
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