decade and probably the century.
A Charlotte, NC, lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against fire among other things. Within a month having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason: That the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.
The lawyer sued...and won! In delivering the ruling the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The Judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable fire, and was obligated to pay the claim. Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the rare cigars lost in the "fires."
NOW FOR THE BEST PART... After the lawyer cashed the check, the Insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.
ONLY IN AMERICA!!!
Run 1401 – Joglo Naalya
Date:- 4th October 2010
Location; Located at the big round about on the Northern By Pass, at Naalya.
Hares; Fancy Pants assisted by Queenie.
The Run;
I found this already underway, and was chasing most of the way, in short, the run was quiet lovely, not too short not too long, and probably a total combined 5 KM for the entire run. There was a timely beer stop at the second check point. T-shirts were available I think for the first 100 people who turned up, red T-shirts that too were well designed.
Circle, we had a speech from Rachael of Computer Point, one of the sponsors of the run, probably the sponsor of the run,
The Next run is to take place at Nook club along George Street in Kampala, opposite former TLC Club
We had a few newcomers including Terry Hatcher form Nairobery, at which it is customly to watch your pockets when you hear someone, is from Nairobery.
Big Sam was also there as a returnee, so was Antelope, and of course as you all know, when a GM gets a Down down, all GMs including in Hash Mattresses deserve the Down down.
Announcements for the independence run were made by Dirty Dick; there will be two runs, one on Friday, and another one on Saturday.
Other New comers included Meier and Josoyn, who have hashed before somewhere,
Among the sinners we had that day included Big Balls , Chadwick and Katanga Bbi, Galloping Major, Buffalo Dung and Septic tonku, Kazi loo and FatBoy were nominated for chatter box, I think Fatoy won.
Pisser made an announcement ha one of our very own GMs would be celebrating a birthday any time, so we song to him Bean Counter our happy Bash day song.
Hackenbush nominated Federo for having made an entry into Wikipedia, at which he asked, what is Wikipedia?!, Solar erection was nominated by Porn Master for saying that she always loves a fcku, or is it cfuk every Friday. Of course you guess right, Solar Erection won this one. And that my friend was that,
I have to compliment the hare on having organized a lovely Chicken Muchomo Dinner, quite memorable., on On to ishaka.
PHOTOS COMING SOON
----- Forwarded Message ----
From: Hash Trash
To: philip@brierley.org; william.kosar@gmail.com; jimbusulwa@yahoo.com; simonpbugg@yahoo.com; S'raith Mbarute
Sent: Tue, October 5, 2010 11:55:06 AM
Subject: Gisenyi hash event by Kigali
Dear hashers,
Kigali Hash House Harries, is happy to invited you for big event in Gisenyi (north of rwanda )
The event will be held on lake Kivu beach, surrounded by green 100hills for which will enjoy a run after cold beers.
More details will reach very soon (at least 1month a head) so that you could prepare you self, but the plan is it arrival on Friday 12th Nov at Gisenyi and run 13th Nov, as this place is closed to Congo boarder we still looking a visit in Goma town (if we get facility on logistic).
For quick communication please call me on +250 788455362 or email: mb_sourai2@yahoo.fr
Cheers
ON ON
Crazy Horse
JOKE
Two fishermen were adrift in their rented boat due to an engine failure. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, one of the men stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a genie came forth. This particular genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.
Without giving much thought to the matter the man blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into beer!" The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals.
Simultaneously, the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the men considered their circumstances.
One man looked disgustedly at the other whose wish had been granted. After a long, tension filled moment, he spoke: "Nice going idiot! Now we're going to have to piss in the boat!"
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On On
Katanga Bbi.
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